250 Years Semiquincentennial Homegrown USA T-Shirt

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve length	Tolerance
S	18.00	28.00	8.23	1.50
M	20.00	29.00	8.50	1.50
L	22.00	30.00	8.74	1.50
XL	24.00	31.00	9.02	1.50
2XL	26.00	32.00	9.25	1.50
3XL	28.00	33.00	9.49	1.50
4XL	30.00	34.00	9.72	1.50
5XL	32.00	35.00	9.96	1.50

Soft enough for a slow Sunday. Bold enough to show where you stand.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun ultra-soft cotton (4.5 oz/yd² ~ 153 g/m²), this tee is breathable, durable, and—most importantly—doesn't feel like a stiff piece of cardboard when you’re moving. The tubular knit construction means no side seams, giving you a clean, flattering fit that stays true even after a long day in the dirt. We added a ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep the shape locked in, no matter what kind of chaos the day throws your way.

We used a tear-away label because scratchy tags are just one more annoyance you don't need. Our DTG/DTF printing gives every design that perfect, vintage-distressed look—making it an instant favorite for anyone who believes that "Farm Life is the Good Life". Ethically sourced, built to last, and ready for whatever chaos happens between the back porch and the barn door.

◦ Gildan Softstyle®
◦ Modern Classic (unisex) fit
◦ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Fiber content varies by color)
◦ Lightweight & Ultra-Soft Feel
◦ Runs True to Size
◦ Printed and Shipped in the USA

Wear the Pride of the Unfiltered Life.
HaywireThreads

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time to chill)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Forever)

Free Shipping for orders over $85—consider it a thank-you for having great taste in gear.

We usually get your order boxed up and out the gate within 7 days. Once USPS grabs the reins, expect it at your door in 2–5 days. Feel free to track it or just act surprised when it shows up—we’re good either way.

Returns: The "Well, This Sucks" Policy

We want you to actually like what you ordered. If your shirt shows up damaged, defective, or just... wrong, we'll fix it. No corporate runaround, no headache.

Here's how it works:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no dramatic explanations required.
You've got 30 days to let us know something's off.
Item needs to be unworn and in the same condition you received it (we can't resell your laundry).
Email us at support@haywirethreads.com – we're actual humans respond.

Look, we're not a soulless mega-corporation. If something's legitimately wrong, just tell us. We're all trying to get through life without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll keep it reasonable. Unlike most things in life.